12 09 2004 03:50 PM
03 09 2003 12:09 AMALCOHOLICS DON'T RUN IN MY FAMILY, THEY DRIVE
$34.00
Cotton tee. True to size. The print is on the BACK. There is nothing on the front.
Free shipping over $55.00 · Ships in 2 days · 60-day free returns
ABOUT THIS SHIRT, FROM DALE
An old bar joke. My uncle told it at every wedding he was invited to, and then at fewer weddings.
I want to say something plainly on this one because it is my website and I can. The joke is funny. The thing it is about is not, and I have been to that funeral. So the shirt is a joke and the car on it is PARKED, and if you have had a few, you are getting a ride, and Dale will hear nothing else about it.
Buy the shirt. Take the cab.
DALE’S NOTE: Back print, 100% cotton, unisex, ships in 2 days. I am not joking about the cab.
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REVIEWS FROM ACTUAL CUSTOMERS
No reviews on this one yet. When there are some they will appear here and they will be real ones. I am not writing fake reviews for my own store — I would get caught immediately and I would deserve it.
SHIPPING AND RETURNS
Shipping. Printed in 1–2 business days, then 2–5 business days in the mail within Canada and the United States. Free over $55.00, otherwise a flat rate shown at checkout before you pay.
Returns. 60 days from delivery. Email dale@dalesdepot.com with your order number and you get a prepaid label and a full refund once the carrier scans it. Worn and washed is fine. There is no restocking fee.