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Back of a white t-shirt printed with the words my paint above a carton of milk and a wedge of cheese, and the words my canvas above a toilet.08 14 2004 07:05 AM
Front of a white t-shirt, blank apart from a small DALE'S DEPOT logo in purple on the left chest.11 02 2000 08:10 PM

MY PAINT / MY CANVAS

$34.00

Cotton tee. True to size. The print is on the BACK. There is nothing on the front.

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Free shipping over $55.00 · Ships in 2 days · 60-day free returns

ABOUT THIS SHIRT, FROM DALE

There is no way to describe this product professionally so I am not going to attempt it.

You know what it is. I know what it is. My son put it on the website while I was at the dentist and by the time I got back it had eleven orders.

I will say this — it is TASTEFULLY DONE. It is milk, cheese, and a toilet. Those are three normal items you can buy at any store. I have committed no crime.

Sharon has asked that I not wear mine to her mother's.

DALE’S NOTE: Back print, 100% cotton, unisex, ships in 2 days. Sold as-is. Emotionally.

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REVIEWS FROM ACTUAL CUSTOMERS

No reviews on this one yet. When there are some they will appear here and they will be real ones. I am not writing fake reviews for my own store — I would get caught immediately and I would deserve it.

SHIPPING AND RETURNS

Shipping. Printed in 1–2 business days, then 2–5 business days in the mail within Canada and the United States. Free over $55.00, otherwise a flat rate shown at checkout before you pay.

Returns. 60 days from delivery. Email dale@dalesdepot.com with your order number and you get a prepaid label and a full refund once the carrier scans it. Worn and washed is fine. There is no restocking fee.