04 02 2003 04:51 PM
10 23 2003 01:53 PMDALE'S DEPOT — COMPANY HAT
$38.00
Embroidered dad hat. One size, adjustable strap. Fits a normal head.
Free shipping over $55.00 · Ships in 2 days · 60-day free returns
ABOUT THIS SHIRT, FROM DALE
Every other hat on this website is from something that already happened. This one is from something that is happening RIGHT NOW, which I think makes it the most important hat I sell.
This is the STAFF HAT. I ordered these for the staff. There is no staff. I understood that when I placed the order and I placed it anyway, and the minimum was one hundred and forty-four units, and they are in the garage next to the Y2K binder.
I have given eleven of them away. Doug has one. The girl at the post office has one because she has been very patient with me. Kevin does not have one and will not be getting one.
It is purple because the website is purple. My son says a hat does not have to match a website. I said then why does anything match anything, and he did not have a good answer for me, and the hats are purple.
If you wear this, people will ask you what Dale's Depot is. I have thought about what you should tell them and I do not have anything. Make something up. That is what I do.
DALE’S NOTE: Grey crown, brown brim, purple embroidery, adjustable strap, one size. Ships in 2 days from the garage. One hundred and thirty-three remaining.
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REVIEWS FROM ACTUAL CUSTOMERS
No reviews on this one yet. When there are some they will appear here and they will be real ones. I am not writing fake reviews for my own store — I would get caught immediately and I would deserve it.
SHIPPING AND RETURNS
Shipping. Printed in 1–2 business days, then 2–5 business days in the mail within Canada and the United States. Free over $55.00, otherwise a flat rate shown at checkout before you pay.
Returns. 60 days from delivery. Email dale@dalesdepot.com with your order number and you get a prepaid label and a full refund once the carrier scans it. Worn and washed is fine. There is no restocking fee.